MSO: Agent Recruitment Event

Ministry of Situational Oddities (MSO) has one primary objective: to witness and document the ‘strange occurrences’ that manifested in according to your impending Anthropocentric Extinction. Who exactly are we? We are an inter-dimentianal (malevolent) organization. We had been observing your ending in multiple timelines for eons. Why are we doing? Our real purpose is beyond your human comprehension. Seeking this knowledge will only lead you to madness. However, we are recruiting human field agents for our discrete mission in your timeline.
Your inferior self is still consider useful to us. Ask yourself these questions: Finding yourself living in a strange time? Are we still in the middle of the pandemic? Wondering how you found yourself at a middle of burning warehouse in Harlesden at Midnight? Can’t get stop reading ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’? ██˙ʇsǝʇ██ ɹno██ pǝssɐd ██ǝʌɐɥ██ 'ǝƃɐssǝɯ██ sı̣ɥʇ ██ǝǝs ██uɐɔ ██noʎ██ ɟI██ Join us Wednesday 28th from 14:00-17:00 for our ‘MSO: Recruitment Event’. This is event is a drop in & out event. We don’t need your CV or credential. Prospective Agents will be handed out MSO: Mission Induction Kit. Successful Applicant will additionally received MSO Agent Pins. Obscuritas, Tempus, Destructio